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Most Advanced Public Transport: 131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174thLargest Welfare Programs: 225th
The Democratic States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
This peace is what all true warriors strive for
President Harkinian
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dinner Blaster

Population19.848 billion

CapitalGamelon City
LeaderPresident Harkinian

CurrencyMeme buck
AnimalCriter

The Democratic States of Dinner Blaster is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Harkinian with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.848 billion Dinner Blasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamelon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dinner Blasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,955 trillion Meme bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,306 Meme bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinner Blaster's national animal is the Criter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dinner Blaster is ranked 12,830th in the world and 167th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,963.48653503448 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174thLargest Welfare Programs: 225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 618thMost Pacifist: 701stSafest: 782ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 800thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 919thMost Developed: 968thNicest Citizens: 981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,000thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,037thHealthiest Citizens: 1,067thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,078thBest Weather: 1,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,206thLowest Crime Rates: 1,367thLargest Governments: 1,387thHighest Food Quality: 1,468thMost Inclusive: 1,548thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,552ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,563rdMost Cultured: 1,908thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,250thSmartest Citizens: 4,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,536thHighest Economic Output: 4,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,198thHighest Average Incomes: 10,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,509thMost Stationary: 12,830thTop
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Most Secular: 14,949thLargest Populations: 16,721stMost Influential: 16,967thMost Efficient Economies: 17,518th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionLargest Populations: 256th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 269th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 373rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 417th in the regionMost Influential: 437th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Dinner Blaster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.

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