The Federation of Evil Lord Saruman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 28.486 billion Evil Lord Sarumanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The thriving Evil Lord Sarumanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,493 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,538 Man Fleshes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Lord Saruman's national animal is the Uruk Hai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Lord Saruman is ranked 93,247^th in the world and 1^st in Isengard for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.73 law-abiding acts per hour.