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Largest Insurance Industry: 385thLargest Gambling Industry: 539thMost Stationary: 1,040th
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Evil Lord Sauron

Population29.245 billion

CapitalBarad-Dur
LeaderThe Ever Present Eye of Sauron
Faithevilness of evil Scientology

CurrencyMan Flesh
AnimalNazgul

The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.245 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 7,215 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,733 Man Fleshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,431 per year while the poor average 62,876, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Evil Lord Sauron, and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 1,040th in the world and 1st in Mordor for Most Stationary, with 4,704.70532232 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 385thLargest Gambling Industry: 539thMost Stationary: 1,040thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,185thMost Avoided: 1,273rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,331stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,405thFattest Citizens: 1,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,533rdHighest Economic Output: 1,709thLargest Mining Sector: 1,870thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,783rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,053rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,278thLargest Black Market: 4,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,745thLargest Populations: 4,821stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,882ndMost Devout: 5,029thMost Influential: 5,125thHighest Average Incomes: 5,567thLargest Retail Industry: 5,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,680thRudest Citizens: 9,492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,213thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,782ndMost Armed: 16,685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,553rdMost Patriotic: 19,047thLargest Governments: 23,253rdMost Conservative: 26,356thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,302nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

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