The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29,641. |  The Matriarchy of Kawaii Siebenundachtzig | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “*stiehlt dein Östradiol*” | |
| 29,642. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10365 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 29,643. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10732 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 29,644. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10772 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 29,645. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10927 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 29,646. |  The Empire of Womble 10941 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “We Will Endure” | |
| 29,647. |  The Kingdom of Womble 11074 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 29,648. |  The Kingdom of Womble 11104 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 29,649. |  The Kingdom of Womble 11728 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 29,650. |  The Kingdom of Womble 11769 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “By The People For The People” |
