The Fattest Citizens in Chicken overlords
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Chicken overlords is ranked 1,989th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Recently-Discovered Ruins of Early Man | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “no way to prevent this” | |
| 2. |  The Confederate Empire of Kekination | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “democracy is the stupidest form of government” | |
| 3. |  The Realm of Orbeez | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “This is a horrible place to live” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Freedom Africa | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Freedom and freedom.” | |
| 5. | The Federation of Tholighton | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Community of East Texia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 7. | The Federation of The World Marshal | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of Zucaldoneis | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We can't expect God to do all the work.” | |
| 9. |  The Disputed Territories of United Texian Farmers 4 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Texia's Breadbasket” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of United National Imperium | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “United Under Imperium” |
