The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Mordor
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of 9009 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Educare, Sanare, Coniunctim” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Agricultural Nurn | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Food for the armies of the Dark Lord” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Angamando | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Ash nazg durbatulūk” | |
| 4. |  The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” | |
| 5. |  The Burning Embers of Barnello | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “King of Fire Kings” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of BlazingAngel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Disputed Tyranny | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The Principality of Wales” | |
| 8. |  The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Death to Hobbits” | |
| 9. |  The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Dolba” |
