The Nicest Citizens in Mordor
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 24,127th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of BlazingAngel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
| 2. |  The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of The One Ring | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “One Ring To Rule Them All” | |
| 4. |  The Jingoistic States of Wiseicamland | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. |  The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “United we stand!” | |
| 6. | The Burning Embers of Barnello | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “King of Fire Kings” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “For Sauron and Mordor” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Lieutenant of Barad-dur” | |
| 9. |  The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Biscuits and Gravy” |
