The WorldWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
29,636.The Empire of Arscay oeshay oneymayCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Cars, hoes, and money”
29,637.The Commonwealth of AidenationLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“If stuff gets ruff hide it under the rug”
29,638.The Free Land of Maritime LawRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Trump 2016”
29,639.The Community of Dei PautornCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“This kind of country is pretty much impossible nowadays”
29,640.The Kingdom of Saint OlgaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“We Will Endure”
29,641.The Democratic States of The 20th wardNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Mobilis in mobili”
29,642.The Community of Sch HardallatopiaRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“The Machine-spirit is with me!”
29,643.The Armed Republic of WeebfestiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Nico nico nii”
29,644.The Confederacy of Hispaniolan-Castile UnionCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“God, Homeland, Work, and Family”
29,645.The Kingdom of AlbaarimacenlanshyptCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Might Makes Right”
«12. . .2,9622,9632,9642,9652,9662,967. . .19,50619,507»
by Max Barry

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