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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,854th
The Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
This is brilliant
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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-Donna Noble-

Population2.141 billion

CapitalTardis

Currencypound
Animalood

The Matriarchy of -Donna Noble- is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.141 billion -Donna Noble-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tardis. The average income tax rate is 58.6%.

The frighteningly efficient -Donna Noble-ian economy, worth 315 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 147,524 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, people spend a lot on hair and nails, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, and The Hole To Hide In holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Donna Noble-'s national animal is the ood, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Donna Noble- is ranked 4,942nd in the world and 7th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,596.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,387thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,854thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,010thLargest Retail Industry: 4,116thMost Avoided: 4,914thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,942ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,344thLargest Black Market: 5,357thLargest Mining Sector: 6,190thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,572ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,922ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,077thMost Secular: 8,346thMost Efficient Economies: 8,780thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,674thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 14,027thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,987thHighest Drug Use: 20,655th
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5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Donna Noble- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, The Hole To Hide In holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : -Donna Noble- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, babies are a small but significant export.

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