|Animal||wingless flying hippo|
The Dictatorship of -Dumbasslandia- is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 283 million Dumbasslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.
The sizeable but inefficient -Dumbasslandia-ian economy, worth 11.5 trillion $hit Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,777 $hit Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, spies caught in -Dumbasslandia- are never heard from again, most academic research has ground to a halt, and research grant proposals read like political diatribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Dumbasslandia-'s national animal is the wingless flying hippo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Republic of Los Rodeos.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Dominion of MaPetiteFille.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Wood pigeon realm of TescoPepsi.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Vote Tri and Mexico for LC of Evinea.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Banana Republic of Truskawkoland.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Federation of Amurgia.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Republic of Beln Warxi Island.
- : -Dumbasslandia- was endorsed by The Democratic Minion's Republic of The Haughtherlands.
- : Following new legislation in -Dumbasslandia-, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
Endorsements Received: 55 » Corgitopiaa, Yaravia, Amerion, Ever Testing, Chernaya Zvezda, Beblahbleblo, Great Lothian, Esterwood, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, PenguinPies, Aidenfieeld, Holota, Tepertopia, Volaworand, Bleakfoot, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Kringalia, Gennaretia, Nowa Europa, Arscanesia, Shadeth, Treir, Wehraboos, ARIAPOLIS01, Blondiesland, Ebonhand, Arugan, Driodal, Dupanda, Taigama, Antwerpen1, Donat Invadia, Farengeto, Holy Free, Rhetiaa, South Pernambuco, No moking, Petea, Eggraria, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Willing Mind, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Sureiya, Curlyhoward, Nouvel Empire, Winlah, The Haughtherlands, Truskawkoland, and 5 others.Evinea, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, MaPetiteFille, and Los Rodeos.