Population | 27.085 billion |
Capital | -Skoptopolis- |
Leader | -Aleksandar Vekili- |
Currency | -paffnar- |
Animal | -llama- |
The -Protectorate- of -Paffnia- is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by -Aleksandar Vekili- with an even hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 27.085 billion -Paffniacs- enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of -Skoptopolis-. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped -Paffniac- economy, worth 535 trillion -paffnars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,767 -paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
-Paffnia- has designated -Skoptopolis- as its capital city, -Aleksandar Vekili- has just been declared ruler of -Paffnia- in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Paffnia-'s national animal is the -llama-.
-Paffnia- is ranked 106,031st in the world and 6th in A Taco Paradise for Most Stationary, with 399.30104305828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : -Paffnia- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : -Paffnia- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : -Paffnia-'s influence in A Taco Paradise fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : -Paffnia-'s influence in A Taco Paradise rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : -Paffnia-'s influence in A Taco Paradise fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : -Paffnia- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : -Paffnia- was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Resutia, infecting 26 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : -Paffnia- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : -Paffnia- was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Fortnite village, curing 4 million infected.
- : -Paffnia- was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Fortnite village, curing 12 million infected.