Population | 5.42 billion |
Capital | Seantopia |
Leader | His Majesty |
Faith | Order of the Unholy |
Currency | Berries |
Animal | Horse |
The DEVDK1NGDXM of 0cala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.42 billion Ocalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seantopia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth 820 trillion Berrieses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 151,304 Berrieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'", firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0cala's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Unholy.
0cala is ranked 59,937th in the world and 1,843rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.73 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Marlducro.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The 🥔Potato is Friendly🥔 of PotatoFarmers.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Centralist Republic of Kabarovsk.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The United Municipalities of The Jerichowan Country.
- : 0cala was endorsed by The Socialist Confederation of New Clavidor.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 88 » Germanic Cat, Bodhisva, New Atlantico, United Orange Valley States, Aerilia, Petronellania, Bagojo, CyberEgypt, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Kaschovia, Luminerra, Kwaj, Esperonia, Corfad, Laforeia, Zandos, North Bratislava, Lionsroar, Shibutani, Arucaria, Castle In Confidence, Deliber, Republiqueducroissant, Zerentopia, Chipoli, Mallyna, Arostica, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetMercury, Russila, Verderiesdre, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Eurocom, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, Bardopia, McMasterdonia, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Alogiada, Pazair, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Xagill, Pineappleistania, Armonker, New Chiken, Jenha, Oannia, and 38 others.Vertigoism, Kainin, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Ayuzhhhhh, Valentine Z, South Parter, Western Justice, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Siwale, Koda-Land, Wisconsota, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST cat, Halsoni, Former English Colony, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Loutsland, New Cordyceps, United Kahndaq, Dreadton, Nistriabar, New Clavidor, The Jerichowan Country, Kabarovsk, Wolffoxia, PotatoFarmers, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, and Marlducro.