Population | 21.106 billion |
Capital | Chicken Parmesan |
Leader | Dat Guy |
Currency | Otie |
Animal | Wolf |
The Maker of random comments of 0tis-t is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dat Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.106 billion 0tisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Parmesan. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 0tis-tian economy, worth a remarkable 2,684 trillion Oties a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,185 Oties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 0tis-t's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
0tis-t is ranked 86,094th in the world and 12th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Stationary, with 539.94988359852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 0tis-t was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : 0tis-t was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : 0tis-t was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : 0tis-t was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : 0tis-t was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : 0tis-t was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : 0tis-t was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Ginormous Furry Planet of Grand Traysandor, curing 63 million infected.
- : 0tis-t was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Ginormous Furry Planet of Grand Traysandor, curing 31 million infected.
- : 0tis-t was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Ginormous Furry Planet of Grand Traysandor, curing 46 million infected.
- : 0tis-t was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Ginormous Furry Planet of Grand Traysandor, curing 33 million infected.