The United Kingdom of 0x3d is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.928 billion 0x3dians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of system32. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong 0x3dian economy, worth 423 trillion bytes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,366 bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, Leader's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0x3d's national animal is the RAM, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

0x3d is ranked 84,948^th in the world and 43^rd in Bytes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.86 law-abiding acts per hour.