Population | 7.824 billion |
Capital | The Heap |
Currency | byte |
Animal | RAM |
The Incorporated States of 0x3f is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 7.824 billion 0x3fians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heap. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.
The strong 0x3fian economy, worth 393 trillion bytes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,321 bytes, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and glassy-eyed 0x3fian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0x3f's national animal is the RAM, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
0x3f is ranked 31,783rd in the world and 78th in Bytes for Most Stationary, with 1,321.3112724158 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : 0x3f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.