The Join Lily of 139th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 10.429 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 422 trillion Join Lilies a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,552 Join Lilies, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 139th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

139th Catgirl Division is ranked 157,667^th in the world and 3,629^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.36 law-abiding acts per hour.