Population | 9.713 billion |
Capital | Bilius |
Leader | Billy Rubin |
Currency | Chianti |
Animal | Caramelized Onion |
The Red Pile of 1 Chopped Liver is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Rubin with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.713 billion Chopped Livers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bilius. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient bilirubian economy, worth 862 trillion Chiantis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,797 Chiantis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 1 Chopped Liver's national animal is the Caramelized Onion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
1 Chopped Liver is ranked 37,043rd in the world and 1st in Cabo Wabo for Most Stationary, with 1,227.96031132712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : 1 Chopped Liver's influence in Cabo Wabo fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in 1 Chopped Liver, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in 1 Chopped Liver, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
- : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.