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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,592ndMost Armed: 2,815thHighest Crime Rates: 2,984th
The Red Pile of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
What am I, __ __ ?
Billy Rubin
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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1 Chopped Liver

Population9.713 billion

CapitalBilius
LeaderBilly Rubin

CurrencyChianti
AnimalCaramelized Onion

The Red Pile of 1 Chopped Liver is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Rubin with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.713 billion Chopped Livers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bilius. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bilirubian economy, worth 862 trillion Chiantis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,797 Chiantis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 1 Chopped Liver's national animal is the Caramelized Onion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Chopped Liver is ranked 37,043rd in the world and 1st in Cabo Wabo for Most Stationary, with 1,227.96031132712 days.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,592ndMost Armed: 2,815thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,984thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,791stFattest Citizens: 4,134thHighest Drug Use: 4,678thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,830thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,444thRudest Citizens: 7,029thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,793rdTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 18,474thMost Cultured: 20,262ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,452nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : 1 Chopped Liver's influence in Cabo Wabo fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in 1 Chopped Liver, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in 1 Chopped Liver, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
  • : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : 1 Chopped Liver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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