Population | 10.206 billion |
Capital | Coppola |
Leader | The Horror |
Faith | Pagan Idolatry |
Currency | Mango |
Animal | Water Buffalo |
The Unsound Methods of 3XH181T A is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Horror with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.206 billion 3XH181T Aers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coppola. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient 3XH181T Aian economy, worth a remarkable 2,278 trillion Mangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,213 Mangoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, 3XH181T Aian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout 3XH181T A after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3XH181T A's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pagan Idolatry.
3XH181T A is ranked 37,553rd in the world and 5th in Schopenhauer for Most Stationary, with 1,216.03409673768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 3XH181T A was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout 3XH181T A after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, 3XH181T Aian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, being The Horror has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, the official 3XH181T Aian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in 3XH181T A, arbitration is mightier than the sword.