Population | 6.645 billion |
Currency | sparkles |
Animal | chitato |
The Free Land of 4 Chitato is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its enslaved workforce and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.645 billion 4 Chitatoans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.
The strong 4 Chitatoan economy, worth 254 trillion sparkleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 38,286 sparkleses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,894 per year while the poor average 990, a ratio of 316 to 1.
The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 4 Chitato's national animal is the chitato.
4 Chitato is ranked 40,268th in the world and 30th in Resuscitation for Most Stationary, with 1,124.25374575492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : 4 Chitato was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in 4 Chitato, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
- : Following new legislation in 4 Chitato, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.