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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 284thMost Influential: 531stRudest Citizens: 692nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Edward VII
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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5 kingdoms of Britannia

Population2.909 billion

CapitalLondon Proper
LeaderEdward VII


The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.909 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 671 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,972 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 4,290th in the world and 248th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 141,724.32 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 284thMost Influential: 531stRudest Citizens: 692ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,814thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,177thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,140thHighest Average Incomes: 4,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,737thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,336thHealthiest Citizens: 6,696thSmartest Citizens: 7,130thMost Armed: 7,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,183rdMost Developed: 7,382ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,987thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,719thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,733rdTop
Largest Black Market: 12,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,905thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,917thMost Secular: 13,112thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,131stLargest Governments: 14,551stMost Cultured: 15,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,446thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,546th
Rudest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 220th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 234th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 248th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionMost Armed: 275th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 386th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 395th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionLargest Black Market: 461st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 475th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 501st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 554th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 610th in the regionMost Secular: 696th in the regionLargest Governments: 712th in the regionMost Cultured: 769th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 823rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 918th in the regionMost Stationary: 988th in the region

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