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Rudest Citizens: 675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,743rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,792nd
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5 Kingdoms of Britannia

Population10.51 billion

CapitalLondon Proper
LeaderEdward VII

CurrencyPound
AnimalRobin

The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 Kingdoms of Britannia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.51 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,938 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 279,636 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 Kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 Kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 17,775th in the world and 10th in Saint Helene for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,743rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,792ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,005thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,878thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,377thHighest Average Incomes: 3,645thMost Patriotic: 3,873rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,128thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,234thMost Armed: 5,086thSmartest Citizens: 5,569thMost Efficient Economies: 5,616thMost Developed: 5,801stHighest Economic Output: 7,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,469thHealthiest Citizens: 7,937thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,789thMost Secular: 9,387thLargest Governments: 9,395thLargest Black Market: 10,921stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,382ndLargest Mining Sector: 13,984thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,893rdMost Cultured: 17,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,819thHighest Food Quality: 20,855thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,971stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,275thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,622nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

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