Population | 4.294 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | walrus |
The Community of 5 Walruses is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.294 billion 5 Walrusesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong 5 Walrusesian economy, worth 307 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,566 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5 Walruses's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
5 Walruses is ranked 285,145th in the world and 4,788th in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 4.828295521 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 5 Walruses's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : 5 Walruses's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : 5 Walruses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : 5 Walruses's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : 5 Walruses relocated from Lazarus to Artificial Solar System.
- : 5 Walruses applied to join the World Assembly.
- : 5 Walruses was refounded in Lazarus.
- : 5 Walruses ceased to exist in Entity.
- : 5 Walruses's influence in Entity rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : 5 Walruses's influence in Entity rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".