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Most Armed: 11,001stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,900th
The Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Minsk farming pog idk
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Newcomer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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5 Walruses

Population4.294 billion

Currencyruble
Animalwalrus

The Community of 5 Walruses is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.294 billion 5 Walrusesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong 5 Walrusesian economy, worth 307 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,566 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5 Walruses's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

5 Walruses is ranked 285,145th in the world and 4,788th in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 4.828295521 days.

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Most Armed: 11,001stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,693rd
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Most Armed: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 246th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 251st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 314th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 321st in the regionLargest Governments: 342nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionBest Weather: 441st in the regionMost Inclusive: 468th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 496th in the region

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