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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,416thLargest Governments: 1,525th
The Federal Republic Patagonia of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
One People One Destiny
President Mallory Kennedy
Founder / Minster of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.273 billion

LeaderPresident Mallory Kennedy

CurrencyPatagonian Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Federal Republic Patagonia of 5years is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mallory Kennedy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.273 billion Patagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 5yearsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Patagonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,722 Patagonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5years's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

5years is ranked 9,444th in the world and 4th in Independent Nations for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 420,601.77 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,416thLargest Governments: 1,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,584thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,701stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,171stHealthiest Citizens: 2,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,315thLowest Crime Rates: 2,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,904thMost Developed: 2,985thMost Inclusive: 3,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,323rdMost Cultured: 3,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,002ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,134thNicest Citizens: 4,138thSmartest Citizens: 4,544thSafest: 4,576thHighest Average Incomes: 4,747thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,375thMost Devout: 5,623rdHighest Economic Output: 5,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,188thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,022ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,051stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,444thBest Weather: 9,800thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,852ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,465thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,427thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,513thMost Pacifist: 18,215th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the region

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