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Election 2020: Kuriko 45.6%, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls 33.2%, Caelapes 11.9%, Valentine Z 9.4%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st
The Nation formally by the name of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
They're taking the friends to Gold town
The Great Goblin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population16.274 billion

LeaderThe Great Goblin

Currencygold bar

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Goblin with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.274 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 4,689 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 288,176 gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,886,397 per year while the poor average 17,300, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 156th in the world and 7th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 3,263.9 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191stLargest Mining Sector: 226thMost Corrupt Governments: 237thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260thFattest Citizens: 277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 381stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 496thLargest Insurance Industry: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 498thMost Armed: 651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 652ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 677thHighest Disposable Incomes: 779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 799thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,471stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,512thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,895thMost Devout: 1,978thHighest Average Incomes: 2,182ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,333rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,991stLargest Black Market: 3,278thRudest Citizens: 3,396thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,590thMost Influential: 4,768thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,165thNudest: 5,309thMost Efficient Economies: 5,959thTop
Largest Populations: 9,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,987thLargest Governments: 12,606thMost Primitive: 13,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,154th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 78th in the regionMost Devout: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionNudest: 202nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 285th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 330th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 540th in the regionLargest Governments: 598th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 712th in the regionMost Primitive: 781st in the region

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