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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thFattest Citizens: 55th
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9003

Population24.933 billion

CapitalAngband
Leader⬞⬞⬞
Faith9002ism

Currency𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏
Animalhuman

The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.933 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,522 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 341,825 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,179,729 per year while the poor average 3,355, a ratio of 947 to 1.

⬞⬞⬞'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and large areas of 9003 are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 111,827th in the world and 1,994th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 355.44912667908 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thFattest Citizens: 55thMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rdMost Avoided: 93rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 106thMost Primitive: 154thMost Corrupt Governments: 161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220thLargest Mining Sector: 239thMost Armed: 247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thHighest Drug Use: 327thHighest Disposable Incomes: 529thLargest Insurance Industry: 549thRudest Citizens: 574thLargest Retail Industry: 604thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 807thHighest Economic Output: 1,205thMost Efficient Economies: 1,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,508thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,641stMost Patriotic: 1,771stHighest Average Incomes: 1,888thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,896thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,030thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,397thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,785thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,729thLargest Governments: 6,957thLargest Populations: 8,135thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,307thMost Influential: 13,019thMost Secular: 13,303rdNudest: 13,901stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,242ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,523rdMost Pro-Market: 23,316thLargest Black Market: 24,266th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 50th in the regionMost Patriotic: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Populations: 104th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 247th in the regionNudest: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 321st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 350th in the regionMost Extreme: 404th in the regionMost Secular: 433rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 9003, large areas of 9003 are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, ⬞⬞⬞'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from ⬞⬞⬞'s throne.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.

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