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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 131stMost Avoided: 134th
The Nation formally by the name of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
They're taking the friends to Gold town
The Zombie Goblin
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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9003

Population18.474 billion

CapitalAngband
LeaderThe Zombie Goblin
Faith9002ism

Currencygold bar
Animalhuman

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.474 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 5,539 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 299,829 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and 9003's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 187th in the world and 4th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 44,718.75 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 131stMost Avoided: 134thFattest Citizens: 148thLargest Mining Sector: 187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210thMost Corrupt Governments: 237thMost Ignorant Citizens: 301stMost Armed: 318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 454thLargest Insurance Industry: 495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 564thHighest Disposable Incomes: 664thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 762ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 853rdHighest Crime Rates: 855thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,323rdMost Primitive: 1,558thHighest Economic Output: 1,735thLargest Retail Industry: 1,960thHighest Average Incomes: 2,089thTop
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Most Devout: 2,524thLargest Black Market: 2,651stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,095thRudest Citizens: 4,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,287thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,469thMost Efficient Economies: 7,590thNudest: 7,937thMost Influential: 9,236thLargest Populations: 9,345thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,571st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionMost Primitive: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104th in the regionLargest Black Market: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 144th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 252nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 290th in the regionNudest: 303rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 310th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 428th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 735th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 924th in the region

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