Population | 24.933 billion |
Capital | Angband |
Leader | ⬞⬞⬞ |
Faith | 9002ism |
Currency | 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏 |
Animal | human |
The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.933 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,522 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 341,825 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,179,729 per year while the poor average 3,355, a ratio of 947 to 1.
⬞⬞⬞'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and large areas of 9003 are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.
9003 is ranked 111,827th in the world and 1,994th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 355.44912667908 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 9003, large areas of 9003 are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, ⬞⬞⬞'s peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
- : Following new legislation in 9003, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from ⬞⬞⬞'s throne.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.