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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Freedom in solitude
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

People:1,029,829
Zombies:16,149,256,976
Dead:22,381,031,691
Survival Rate:0.00%

A baddon

Population38.531 billion

CapitalAbaddonia
LeaderMighty Fuhrer

Currencyquesaburro
Animalradioactive super zomb

The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 16.15 billion baddonians, 16.149 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 12,738 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 330,608 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A baddon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 224,559th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Most Avoided, scoring 0.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thMost Developed: 42ndHealthiest Citizens: 45thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdLargest Governments: 66thLowest Crime Rates: 70thLargest Welfare Programs: 102ndLargest Populations: 114thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158thSmartest Citizens: 163rdMost Stationary: 169thMost Cultured: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 243rdMost Subsidized Industry: 261stMost Dead: 283rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 290thMost Beautiful Environments: 296thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 371stBest Weather: 496thLargest Publishing Industry: 528thMost Zombies: 662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 670thMost Pacifist: 753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 877thMost Secular: 1,161stHighest Average Incomes: 1,472ndMost Inclusive: 2,226thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,071stMost Influential: 6,585thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,883rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,977th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A baddon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : A baddon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, recognizing the baddonian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, arbitration is mightier than the sword.

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