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A Classless Society

Population25.843 billion

CapitalHigh Fidelity Communal Music Centre
Leaderpap
FaithFinding Anarchist Bliss in 5 Easy Steps

Currencylabor ticket
AnimalSpirited Crow

The High Fidelity Commune of A Classless Society is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by pap with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.843 billion people are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Fidelity Communal Music Centre. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient human economy, worth a remarkable 4,234 trillion labor tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,871 labor tickets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Classless Society's national animal is the Spirited Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Finding Anarchist Bliss in 5 Easy Steps.

A Classless Society is ranked 7,354th in the world and 1st in Sinope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 151stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 254thLargest Black Market: 441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 567thMost Advanced Public Education: 754thMost Subsidized Industry: 768thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,354thLargest Mining Sector: 1,780thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,369thNudest: 3,088thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,122ndLargest Populations: 3,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,899thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,362ndMost Developed: 6,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,936thLowest Crime Rates: 7,354thLargest Governments: 7,869thMost Devout: 10,312thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,734thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,924thSmartest Citizens: 13,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,678thMost Efficient Economies: 18,223rd

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  • : A Classless Society was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : A Classless Society was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : A Classless Society was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in A Classless Society, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in A Classless Society, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in A Classless Society, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in A Classless Society, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in A Classless Society, all the playground's a stage for human schoolchildren.
  • : A Classless Society was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : A Classless Society was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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