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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,334thLargest Black Market: 17,226th
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A Dweeb

Population5.213 billion

CapitalDweeb City

CurrencyMonopoly Money

The Sandbox of A Dweeb is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zazumo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.213 billion Dweebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dweeb City. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dweebian economy, worth 250 trillion Monopoly Monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,082 Monopoly Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A Dweeb's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dweebism.

A Dweeb is ranked 187,548th in the world and 2,442nd in Devide by Zero for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,334thTop
Largest Black Market: 17,226th
Most Inclusive: 44th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 111th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionMost Cultured: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 205th in the regionBest Weather: 225th in the regionNudest: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 227th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the region

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