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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 37thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Influence
Apprentice
Eastern Pacific Police Service Commissioner | Vizier
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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A mean old man

Population25.218 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart
Faithforgotten

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.218 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,624 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,996 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 3,898th in the world and 190th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,976.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 37thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 209thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 236thMost Influential: 324thHighest Disposable Incomes: 442ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 582ndHighest Economic Output: 686thLargest Agricultural Sector: 706thMost Corrupt Governments: 833rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 866thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,440thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,556thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,628thLowest Crime Rates: 2,260thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,420thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,727thLargest Black Market: 3,117thLargest Mining Sector: 3,253rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,377thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,898thLargest Populations: 4,172ndBest Weather: 5,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,687thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,860thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,874thFattest Citizens: 7,014thLargest Governments: 7,039thMost Secular: 9,073rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,884thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,001stHighest Drug Use: 23,732nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 190th in the regionFattest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 223rd in the regionMost Secular: 316th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 370th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 446th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 497th in the regionRudest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 505th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 576th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 633rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 779th in the region

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