|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.358 billion geriatrics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,071 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,545 colostomy bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,885,564 per year while the poor average 32,434, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chriona.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Confederacy of West Allastivina.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Galve.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Feudal Democracy of EnderShnovia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Kelsyth.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kagorg Bra Corna.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Bullpups.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Soul Stream.
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