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Most Primitive: 10,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,290thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,886th
The Assassination Method of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Hail Sithis
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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A poisoned apple

Population6.715 billion

CapitalFort Farragut
LeaderLucien Lachance
FaithFive Tenets

Currencypoisoned apple
Animalskeleton

The Assassination Method of A poisoned apple is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lucien Lachance with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.715 billion poisoned appleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Farragut. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The strong poisoned applean economy, worth 349 trillion poisoned apples a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 52,024 poisoned apples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, Lucien Lachance has just been declared ruler of A poisoned apple in an international press conference, and Five Tenets has been named as A poisoned apple's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. A poisoned apple's national animal is the skeleton, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Five Tenets.

A poisoned apple is ranked 86,156th in the world and 1,993rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Primitive: 192nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 284th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 304th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 501st in the region

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