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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,958th
The Empire of
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Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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A Random Canadian Empire

Population16.116 billion

CapitalEau Claire
LeaderEmpress Delight Bluetooth

CurrencyKrone
AnimalCanadian Goose

The Empire of A Random Canadian Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Delight Bluetooth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.116 billion East Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eau Claire. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,514 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the Canadian Goose is a protected species, too many developers spoil the codebase, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Random Canadian Empire's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

A Random Canadian Empire is ranked 7,539th in the world and 1st in Riskivilization for Most Stationary, with 2,701.907645778 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,958thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,954thSafest: 7,480thMost Stationary: 7,539thMost Pacifist: 8,073rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,029thMost Inclusive: 9,039thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,152ndNicest Citizens: 9,208thMost Developed: 9,267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,411thMost Influential: 10,517thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,661stSmartest Citizens: 11,294thHighest Food Quality: 11,296thHealthiest Citizens: 12,025thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,742ndBest Weather: 13,222ndMost Secular: 13,314thHighest Economic Output: 13,837thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,907thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,611thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,265thLargest Governments: 17,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,286thMost Cultured: 21,514thLargest Populations: 23,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,767thMost Income Equality: 25,041stMost Subsidized Industry: 29,325th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

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