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Nudest: 2,685thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,688thLargest Populations: 6,947th
The Gardening Tool of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Beerquila and Roses
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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A Spade

Population26.079 billion

CapitalThe Tool Shed
Leadera balance of diligence and leisure
Faithtellurian

Currencydirt
Animalspade

The Gardening Tool of A Spade is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a balance of diligence and leisure with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.079 billion Spadeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tool Shed. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Spadean economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion dirts a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 39,616 dirts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, military spending is on the increase, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A Spade's national animal is the spade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tellurian.

A Spade is ranked 142,838th in the world and 5th in The Skeleton Army for Most Stationary, with 192.33055051948 days.

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Nudest: 2,685thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,688thLargest Populations: 6,947thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,035thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,446thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,793rdLargest Black Market: 25,097thHighest Economic Output: 28,924th

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