Population | 14.649 billion |
Leader | President-In-Acting Sotas Beatinnen |
Currency | Aaaaaan Dollar |
Animal | Northern Pintail |
The Free Republic of Aaaaaa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President-In-Acting Sotas Beatinnen with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.649 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.
The all-consuming Aaaaaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,198 Aaaaaan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aaaaaa is ranked 40,460th in the world and 3rd in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Stationary, with 1,117.09888922292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Aaaaaa changed its national motto to "The Lord Be My Stock, For He Will Absorb My Recoil.".
- : Aaaaaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Aaaaaa lodged a message on the The Strategic and Economic Alliance Regional Message Board.