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Most Primitive: 868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 942ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,117th
The Free Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
The Lord Be My Stock, For He Will Absorb My Recoil.
President-In-Acting Sotas Beatinnen
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Aaaaaa

Population14.649 billion

LeaderPresident-In-Acting Sotas Beatinnen

CurrencyAaaaaan Dollar
AnimalNorthern Pintail

The Free Republic of Aaaaaa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President-In-Acting Sotas Beatinnen with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.649 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The all-consuming Aaaaaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,198 Aaaaaan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aaaaaa is ranked 40,460th in the world and 3rd in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Stationary, with 1,117.09888922292 days.

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Most Primitive: 868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 942ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,117thHighest Crime Rates: 1,228thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,366thFattest Citizens: 1,460thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,719thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,800thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,170thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,240thMost Avoided: 3,254thMost Armed: 3,396thRudest Citizens: 3,963rdMost Devout: 4,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,662ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,935thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,773rdMost Influential: 25,901stLargest Populations: 27,430th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

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