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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,803rdMost Developed: 2,208thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,350th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
NationStates eterioncarre!
Cęsar Alimentarion VII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.342 billion

LeaderCęsar Alimentarion VII
FaithThe Orthodoxy of Vistibule


The Empire of Aandruzognivia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cęsar Alimentarion VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.342 billion Aandruzognivians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapapheperoma. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aandruzognivian economy, worth 791 trillion Dinariuses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,206 Dinariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Hapapheperoma as a backdrop, and the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aandruzognivia's national animal is the Ęgela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Orthodoxy of Vistibule.

Aandruzognivia is ranked 197,482nd in the world and 5,227th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.17 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,803rdTop
Most Developed: 2,208thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,350thHealthiest Citizens: 2,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,767thMost Influential: 2,896thLargest Governments: 2,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,258thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,318thSmartest Citizens: 3,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,742ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,865thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,163rdMost Inclusive: 5,264thBest Weather: 5,265thMost Efficient Economies: 5,563rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,801stMost Pacifist: 7,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,904thHighest Average Incomes: 8,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,457thMost Cultured: 10,015thNicest Citizens: 10,165thTop
Most Secular: 11,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,918thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,956thMost Income Equality: 16,744thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,296th
Most Influential: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 118th in the regionMost Inclusive: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionMost Pacifist: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionNicest Citizens: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 345th in the regionMost Income Equality: 359th in the regionMost Secular: 361st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 442nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 455th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 463rd in the region

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