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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,329thMost Developed: 1,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,782nd
The Holy Blue Skied Empire of
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Cęsar Cęsarion I
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Population5.816 billion

LeaderCęsar Cęsarion I
FaithThe Orthodoxy of Vistibule


The Holy Blue Skied Empire of Aandruzognivia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cęsar Cęsarion I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.816 billion Aandruzognivians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapapheperoma. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aandruzognivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Dinariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 196,858 Dinariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aandruzognivia's national animal is the Ęgela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Orthodoxy of Vistibule.

Aandruzognivia is ranked 231,030th in the world and 7,079th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.68 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,329thMost Developed: 1,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,782ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,963rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,045thLargest Governments: 2,200thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,934thSmartest Citizens: 2,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,973rdMost Influential: 3,442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,633rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,680thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,691stMost Efficient Economies: 4,054thBest Weather: 4,059thMost Inclusive: 4,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,838thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,044thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,144thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,660thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,840thHighest Average Incomes: 7,009thMost Cultured: 7,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,685thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,753rdMost Pacifist: 8,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,972ndNicest Citizens: 12,212thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,741stMost Secular: 12,942ndHighest Economic Output: 15,983rd
Most Influential: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 121st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionMost Pacifist: 168th in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionNicest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 225th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 364th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 379th in the regionMost Secular: 419th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 460th in the regionMost Stationary: 563rd in the region

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