The Theocracy of Aawia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenneth Brown with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 17.855 billion Aawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweaters. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,280 trillion Aawis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,721 Aawis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aawia's national animal is the woodpecker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aawia is ranked 216,446^th in the world and 89^th in Right to Life for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -357.13 on the Hayek Index.