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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 736thMost Influential: 2,515thSafest: 2,606th
The Theocracy of
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Our God is marching on!
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Aawia

Population25.525 billion

CapitalSweaters
LeaderKenneth Brown
FaithChristianity

CurrencyAawi
Animalwoodpecker

The Theocracy of Aawia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kenneth Brown with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 25.525 billion Aawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweaters. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aawian economy, worth a remarkable 3,261 trillion Aawis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,762 Aawis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aawia's national animal is the woodpecker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aawia is ranked 7,887th in the world and 7th in Right to Life for Most Stationary, with 2,645.1386543324 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 736thMost Influential: 2,515thSafest: 2,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,619thBest Weather: 2,840thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,531stHealthiest Citizens: 3,879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,568thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,816thMost Devout: 5,429thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,672ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,208thHighest Economic Output: 6,455thLargest Governments: 6,754thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,127thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,317thLargest Populations: 7,434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,612thMost Stationary: 7,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,603rdMost Developed: 10,659thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,123rdNicest Citizens: 12,740thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,520thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,967thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,019thHighest Food Quality: 17,698thMost Efficient Economies: 21,298thSmartest Citizens: 23,331stMost Armed: 26,816thMost Income Equality: 28,001st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the region

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