by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 560thSafest: 2,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,381st
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Population21.771 billion

LeaderKenneth Brown


The Theocracy of Aawia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kenneth Brown with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 21.771 billion Aawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweaters. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,780 trillion Aawis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,700 Aawis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aawia's national animal is the woodpecker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aawia is ranked 193,401st in the world and 130th in Right to Life for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,922.66 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 560thSafest: 2,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,381stTop
Best Weather: 2,572ndMost Influential: 2,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,767thMost Devout: 3,168thHealthiest Citizens: 3,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,229thLowest Crime Rates: 4,966thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,870thLargest Governments: 6,035thHighest Economic Output: 6,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,795thLargest Populations: 7,933rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,028thMost Stationary: 9,341stMost Developed: 10,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,509thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,888thNicest Citizens: 11,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,736thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,961stHighest Food Quality: 16,626thMost Armed: 20,464thSmartest Citizens: 22,069thHighest Average Incomes: 22,757th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

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