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Abacathea was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 133
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,363rdNicest Citizens: 3,258th
The Gatekeeper of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Superba, Pace, Posteris
his highest lordship HRM Pip
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Abacathea

Population10.098 billion

CapitalCapronus
Leaderhis highest lordship HRM Pip
FaithIncarnatism

CurrencyAcath
AnimalViper Forest Dragon

The Gatekeeper of Abacathea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by his highest lordship HRM Pip with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.098 billion Abacatheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capronus. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient an Abacathean economy, worth a remarkable 1,197 trillion Acaths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 118,608 Acaths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, baiting is a national sport, His highest lordship HRM Pip's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abacathea's national animal is the Viper Forest Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Incarnatism.

Abacathea is ranked 155,260th in the world and 101st in International Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 6.79 Obesity Rate.

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5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,363rdNicest Citizens: 3,258thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,157thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,549thBest Weather: 5,343rdMost Cultured: 6,163rdMost Pacifist: 6,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,783rdMost Inclusive: 7,631stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,655thHealthiest Citizens: 7,881stMost Developed: 8,126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,455thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,790thMost Influential: 9,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,905thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,564thSmartest Citizens: 10,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,095thHighest Economic Output: 12,495thLowest Crime Rates: 12,523rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,047thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,740th
Top
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, His highest lordship HRM Pip's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Acaths on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, Abacatheans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.

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