The Republic of Abarri is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.965 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,505 Abarrian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and builders across Abarri are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 3,727^th in the world and 123^rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,586.32 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.