The Republic of Abarri is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.816 billion Abarrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,375 Abarrian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 142,440^th in the world and 5,277^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.