The Republic of Abarri is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.688 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,769 Abarrian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, light entertainment isn't dead, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 202,366^th in the world and 7,520^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,401.43 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.