The Republic of Abarri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.82 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth 567 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 148,632 Abarrian pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,426 per year while the poor average 34,015, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, Abarrian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Abarri. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 168,594^th in the world and 7,512^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.44 Kickbacks Per Hour.