The Republic of Abarri is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.351 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 165,261 Abarrian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, every workday begins with group therapy, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 5,799^th in the world and 178^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.89 on the Human Development Index.