The Kingdom of Abbeyverne is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 450 million Abbeyverninans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbeyverne Castle. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Abbeyvernean economy, worth 37.9 trillion Shillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,238 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abbeyverne's national animal is the Red Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Abbeyverne is ranked 87,732^nd in the world and 46^th in Greater Cyngland for Most Authoritarian, with 717.84 milliStalins.