The Parliamentary Monarchy of Abbeyverne is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Josephus XII with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.213 billion Abbeyverninans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbeyverne Castle. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Abbeyvernean economy, worth 99.5 trillion Shillings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 82,068 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill an Abbeyverninan can expect a strongly worded letter, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and King Josephus XII claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abbeyverne's national animal is the Red Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Abbeyverne is ranked 50,948^th in the world and 15^th in Greater Cyngland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,249.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.