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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,670thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,360thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,297th
The Turkish Sultanate of
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Population712 million


CurrencyTurkish lira
AnimalGray Wolf

The Turkish Sultanate of Abessinienreich is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 712 million Turkishes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Abessinienreichian economy, worth 55.5 trillion Turkish lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,939 Turkish lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 352,010 per year while the poor average 10,614, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Abessinienreich to be bombproof, and the nation is now proudly cholera-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Abessinienreich's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abessinienreich is ranked 65,634th in the world and 67th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Secular, with 19.58 Atheism Rate.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,670thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,360thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,297thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,815th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the region

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