The Turkish Sultanate of Abessinienreich is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 712 million Turkishes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Abessinienreichian economy, worth 55.5 trillion Turkish lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,939 Turkish lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 352,010 per year while the poor average 10,614, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Abessinienreich to be bombproof, and the nation is now proudly cholera-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Abessinienreich's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abessinienreich is ranked 65,634^th in the world and 67^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Secular, with 19.58 Atheism Rate.