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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 315th
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population6.039 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDab
AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.039 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 843 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,742 Dabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 895,473 per year while the poor average 8,898, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise an Empress's name on an hourly basis, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing an Empress's praises, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 183,726th in the world and 8,478th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 48.3 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 315thMost Primitive: 415thLargest Gambling Industry: 583rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 748thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 899thHighest Crime Rates: 923rdMost Avoided: 1,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,772ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,072ndFattest Citizens: 2,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,651stLargest Retail Industry: 2,753rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,898thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,257thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,961stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,220thLargest Mining Sector: 5,347thNudest: 6,593rdLargest Black Market: 6,720thRudest Citizens: 7,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,858thMost Armed: 9,121stTop
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Most Secular: 11,937thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,970thMost Efficient Economies: 13,896thHighest Average Incomes: 15,960thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,007thHighest Economic Output: 20,041st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 262nd in the regionNudest: 276th in the regionMost Armed: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 332nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 373rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 623rd in the regionMost Secular: 655th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 696th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 705th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 740th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 750th in the regionLargest Populations: 861st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 885th in the region

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