The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.034 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 678 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,789 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 7,222^nd in the world and 236^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9,160.3 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.