The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.667 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,191 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Abject Ludicrosity as a reminder of their "special relationship", attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Jebatga.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Federation of New Rocland.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Federation of New Rocland.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The United Socialist States of Jebatga.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Protectorate of Centumcellae.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Republic of Pristaxiestan.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Republic of Italian State Of Veneto.
- : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Following new legislation in Abject Ludicrosity, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Abject Ludicrosity voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
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