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Most Influential: 223rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 335thMost Primitive: 443rd
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population6.51 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDab
AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.51 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 902 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,599 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Abjectly Ludicrous Colonial Thesaurus. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 219,778th in the world and 1,130th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Influential: 223rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 335thMost Primitive: 443rdLargest Gambling Industry: 687thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 744thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 945thHighest Crime Rates: 1,020thMost Avoided: 1,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,705thFattest Citizens: 1,985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,194thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,041stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,133rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,302ndRudest Citizens: 5,893rdLargest Black Market: 6,317thNudest: 6,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,161stMost Armed: 10,339thTop
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Most Secular: 12,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,356thHighest Average Incomes: 16,453rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,609thHighest Economic Output: 19,009th
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Most Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 96th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Wombelland, Yahlia, Dark Matter, Destyntine, Regnum Italiae, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Wessex and Cornwall, Savinecross, The New Nordic Union, GanymedEuropa, Pilipinas and Malaya, Ausvelt, Brakanistan, Einswenn, Northern German Federation, Slunsko, Legique, Falvaard, Transmontagne, Grodisze, Eurasies, Kanokla, Thracia Republic, Imperium Anglorum, British Cantha, Super Happy Land, Invernessia, Saint Domingo, Galway-Dublin, German Bismarck Republic, Prussian-Union, Poland-Kaliningrad, Pamia, Rivierenland, The Champions League, Othenhiem, New Touraine, The Seven Provinces, Walfo, Someseni, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Miechow 2, Irminsulia, St Scarlett, Republic of Satherland, Bathera, East Zaolzie, Maritzal, Permorania, South St Maarten, and 80 others.Leranditale, Death Bat, Ostermarch, Migurson, Bavira, Nardin, Quentenia, Slavonia and Srijem, Boldia, Alba-Nord, Bombastion, Dasche, Reignment, Germany Third Reich, Leszno, Navence, Socialist Balkans, Shaor, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Diets, Deltia-, Velosia, Ansington, Canovium, North of Americas, Dauershire, Novabritannia, Godefargen, An Clar, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Eritei, Imperium Germaniae, Cytadela, Great Robertia, Serbia-Macebonia, Artonin, Martelon, Hafrsa, Greater Tomland, Bareu, Chronus, Apabeossie, Northwest Isles, Neuchateau, Eastern Greenlands, Diophantine, Thracia and Crimea, ENOTRIA, Phillicans, Desibia, The New Dawn Imperium, Dreysia, Preuen, Kingdom of Ben at The Norrisland, Greater Albaina, Free Karabakh, Castelblancia, Monte Naranja, Free Workers Macedon, Jim the Baptist, Pontus and Trebizond, Eesenland, Parliamentary Laramidia, Nea Europa, Domton, Kingdom Of Krakow, Lyallpur, Bialopolska, Weltbeherrschung, Milfgaerd, Rijland, Appathian, Nation of Warfare, IllyrianAlbania, Umeria, Esvonia, Toaddia, Bohomo, The Mongol Plain, and The Scandinavian Realm.

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