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Most Ignorant Citizens: 514thMost Primitive: 638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 885th
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population14.096 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDinar
AnimalPoskok

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.096 billion Abject Ludicrosities are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,161 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,593 per year while the poor average 21,759, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

The Cavtat Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Poskok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 300,490th in the world and 6th in Monarchist League for Most Cultured, scoring 40 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 514thMost Primitive: 638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 885thLargest Gambling Industry: 925thHighest Crime Rates: 1,096thMost Avoided: 1,206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,838thFattest Citizens: 2,012thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,575thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,155thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,683rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,735thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,959thRudest Citizens: 5,555thLargest Mining Sector: 5,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,964thLargest Black Market: 6,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,723rdHighest Economic Output: 11,073rdNudest: 12,866thMost Secular: 13,958thTop
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Most Armed: 15,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,899thMost Efficient Economies: 21,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,453rdLargest Populations: 28,772nd

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