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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52ndMost Influential: 215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 398th
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population5.034 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.034 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 678 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,789 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 7,222nd in the world and 236th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9,160.3 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52ndMost Influential: 215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 398thMost Primitive: 573rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 977thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,094thHighest Crime Rates: 1,382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,429thTop
Most Avoided: 1,970thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,354thLargest Retail Industry: 2,947thFattest Citizens: 3,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,253rdNudest: 5,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,740thLargest Black Market: 5,917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,898thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,062ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,222ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,652ndTop
Most Secular: 10,451stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,939thRudest Citizens: 14,149thMost Efficient Economies: 15,079thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,016thHighest Drug Use: 16,741stHighest Average Incomes: 16,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,867th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 147th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 153rd in the regionNudest: 181st in the regionLargest Black Market: 201st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 334th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 435th in the regionRudest Citizens: 464th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 549th in the regionMost Armed: 647th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 687th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 744th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 753rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 786th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 789th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 829th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 871st in the region

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