by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 352ndMost Primitive: 421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 657th
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population7.667 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.667 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,191 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Abject Ludicrosity as a reminder of their "special relationship", attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 242,502nd in the world and 1,201st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.36 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 352ndMost Primitive: 421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 657thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 800thLargest Gambling Industry: 873rdMost Influential: 992ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,016thHighest Crime Rates: 1,108thMost Avoided: 1,623rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,723rdFattest Citizens: 1,991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,225thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,688thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,413thLargest Mining Sector: 5,559thLargest Black Market: 5,683rdRudest Citizens: 5,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,850thNudest: 7,616thTop
Most Armed: 12,750thMost Secular: 12,873rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,349thMost Efficient Economies: 13,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,386thHighest Average Incomes: 17,195thHighest Economic Output: 17,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,092nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 111th in the region

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