Population | 15.831 billion |
Capital | Kassal |
Leader | Queen Praskovya Alexanderov |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Hayeesian Credit |
Animal | Hay |
The Kingdom of Abrahams Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Praskovya Alexanderov with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.831 billion Hayeesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kassal. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Hayeesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,114 trillion Hayeesian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 512,540 Hayeesian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Parking's carefree without parking car fees, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Abrahams Republic's national animal is the Hay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Abrahams Republic is ranked 267,291st in the world and 5th in Otoris for Most Stationary, with 11.87927711948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abrahams Republic's influence in Otoris rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Abrahams Republic's influence in Otoris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Abrahams Republic's influence in Otoris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Abrahams Republic's influence in Otoris rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Abrahams Republic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Abrahams Republic relocated from Lazarus to Otoris.
- : Abrahams Republic was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Abrahams Republic ceased to exist in Otoris.
- : Abrahams Republic's influence in Otoris rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Abrahams Republic's influence in Otoris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".