by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 84thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89thMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Freedom through unity, unity through identity
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population9.809 billion

LeaderAugustinus Niedermayer III
FaithAbslandia Reformed Church

AnimalAustral Penguin

The Republic of Abslandia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Augustinus Niedermayer III with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.809 billion Abslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravenholm. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Abslandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,925 trillion Wevaartnotas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 604,106 Wevaartnotas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Abslandia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Abslandia's national animal is the Austral Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abslandia Reformed Church.

Abslandia is ranked 715th in the world and 3rd in Novo Brasil for Highest Poor Incomes, with 246,117.31 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 84thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89thMost Scientifically Advanced: 94thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113thHighest Average Incomes: 138thMost Subsidized Industry: 203rdMost Efficient Economies: 238thLargest Mining Sector: 277thMost Avoided: 294thLargest Black Market: 309thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 310thFattest Citizens: 360thMost Corrupt Governments: 386thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 469thMost Armed: 474thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 538thLargest Retail Industry: 566thHighest Poor Incomes: 715thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 727thRudest Citizens: 796thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,031stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,072ndSmartest Citizens: 1,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,224thHighest Economic Output: 1,345thLargest Governments: 1,386thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,697thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,054thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,542ndMost Influential: 2,937thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,013thMost Secular: 3,280thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,233rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,082ndMost Conservative: 14,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,779thMost Stationary: 17,850th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Abslandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Altino".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Effectual Recycling".
  • : Abslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Kuriko"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Girania, Imperio de Jandira, Leontino, Repes, Lysandus, Znatsnaz, and Alissonovia.

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