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Most Primitive: 4,479thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,728thLargest Mining Sector: 5,371st
The Republic of
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Absolute communism13

Population3.614 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Absolute communism13 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its lack of airports, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.614 billion Absolute communism13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism13ian economy, worth 416 trillion guilders a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,322 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, books are often used as kindling, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism13's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism13 is ranked 141,038th in the world and 4,194th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.3 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Primitive: 4,479thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,728thLargest Mining Sector: 5,371stLargest Black Market: 6,614thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,856thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,816thNudest: 8,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,594thMost Devout: 8,649thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,469thMost Avoided: 17,471stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,756thMost Efficient Economies: 18,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,481st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Primitive: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 307th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Devout: 341st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 394th in the regionNudest: 402nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 440th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 514th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 555th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 601st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 605th in the regionMost Developed: 623rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, books are often used as kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, the might of the entire Absolute communism13ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism13, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.

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