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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,615thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,434th
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Absolute communism248

Population4.427 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalBlack Widow

The Jingoistic States of Absolute communism248 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.427 billion Absolute communism248ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism248ian economy, worth 720 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,711 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, the Absolute Communism248ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Absolute communism248's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism248 is ranked 112,186th in the world and 1,694th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.71159937332 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,615thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,020thMost Armed: 5,592ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,837thMost Devout: 11,159thMost Patriotic: 11,211thBest Weather: 11,974thHealthiest Citizens: 12,237thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,129thLargest Black Market: 15,401stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,013thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,573rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,988thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,046th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 283rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 331st in the regionMost Armed: 411th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 635th in the regionMost Devout: 647th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 650th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 666th in the regionBest Weather: 666th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 739th in the regionMost Patriotic: 842nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, the Absolute Communism248ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.
  • : Absolute communism248 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, foreigners write "made in Absolute communism248" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism248, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.

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