Population | 4.193 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Wolf |
The Confederacy of Absolute communism276 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.193 billion Absolute communism276ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism276ian economy, worth 654 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,023 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism276's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism276 is ranked 112,214th in the world and 1,764th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 354.7070299318 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, increasing numbers of children in Absolute communism276 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Absolute communism276 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism276, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.