Population | 6.055 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Absolute communism28 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.055 billion Absolute communism28ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism28ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,972 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The Absolute communism28 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, there is no rest for the widowed, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism28's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism28 is ranked 111,953rd in the world and 1,674th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 354.74302296432 days.
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- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, there is no rest for the widowed.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, the Absolute communism28 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Absolute communism28 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, there's a bright dawn ahead for Absolute communism28.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism28, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.