The Incorporated States of Absolute communism309 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.315 billion Absolute communism309ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism309ian economy, worth 660 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,955 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, child labor has been outlawed, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism309's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute communism309 is ranked 26,792^nd in the world and 1,903^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.72 law-abiding acts per hour.