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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,936thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,799th
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Absolute communism485

Population4.165 billion

CurrencyShiny Green Things
AnimalWolf

The Most Serene Republic of Absolute communism485 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.165 billion Absolute communism485ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism485ian economy, worth 680 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,461 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Absolute communism485's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism485 is ranked 113,014th in the world and 2,260th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 349.88468579588 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,209thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,936thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,799thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,430thMost Patriotic: 10,939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,506thHealthiest Citizens: 12,677thTop
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Best Weather: 15,435thHighest Average Incomes: 17,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,582ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,124thLargest Black Market: 21,207thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,997thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,449thSmartest Citizens: 28,684th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 283rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 353rd in the regionBest Weather: 379th in the regionLargest Black Market: 405th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 444th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 504th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 615th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 647th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 670th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 691st in the region

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  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, Absolute communism485ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.

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