Population | 4.165 billion |
Currency | Shiny Green Things |
Animal | Wolf |
The Most Serene Republic of Absolute communism485 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.165 billion Absolute communism485ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism485ian economy, worth 680 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,461 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Absolute communism485's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism485 is ranked 113,014th in the world and 2,260th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 349.88468579588 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, Absolute communism485ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism485, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.