The Allied States of Absolute communism486 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.291 billion Absolute communism486ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism486ian economy, worth 690 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,028 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism486's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism486 is ranked 28,711^th in the world and 2,012^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.5 law-abiding acts per hour.