by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 6,023rdMost Primitive: 6,277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,429th
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Population668 million

CapitalSmav Hujck Vhokshck

CurrencyAbsovenian Solidus
AnimalAbsovenian Fennec Fox

The Holy Colony of Absovenia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 668 million Absovenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smav Hujck Vhokshck. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Absovenian economy, worth 46.7 trillion Absovenian Soliduses a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,899 Absovenian Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absovenia's national animal is the Absovenian Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absovenia is ranked 147,909th in the world and 338th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.01 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Devout: 6,023rdMost Primitive: 6,277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,429thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,290thTop
Most Influential: 11,108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,194th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Average: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the region

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