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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rdMost Efficient Economies: 4thHighest Economic Output: 6th
The Holiest Flavor of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Influence
Hegemony
Founder
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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ABU AMMAR

Population38.367 billion

CapitalPaprika
LeaderLeader

Currencycorn chip
Animalllama

The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.367 billion ABU AMMARians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 36,553 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 952,727 corn chips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,224,383 per year while the poor average 88,478, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the nation has declared war on all passing comets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 27th in the world and 1st in Holy Lands for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 79,123.1 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rdMost Efficient Economies: 4thHighest Economic Output: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Average Incomes: 14thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thLargest Populations: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37thMost Stationary: 38thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thFattest Citizens: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59thMost Avoided: 65thLargest Agricultural Sector: 72ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107thMost Armed: 139thLargest Governments: 141stLargest Gambling Industry: 184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 189thMost Corrupt Governments: 263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 287thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 320thLowest Crime Rates: 323rdLargest Black Market: 483rdLargest Retail Industry: 616thSmartest Citizens: 913thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,937thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,593rdMost Cultured: 4,665thMost Influential: 5,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,211thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,213thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,412thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,625th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ABU AMMAR was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : ABU AMMAR was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : ABU AMMAR lost WA Delegate status in Holy Lands.
  • : ABU AMMAR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : ABU AMMAR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.

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