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Rudest Citizens: 2,639thFattest Citizens: 3,300thLargest Retail Industry: 3,346th
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
It is better to be alone than in bad company
George Washington
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Abyssiniaville

Population3.037 billion

CapitalJefferson
LeaderGeorge Washington

Currencyluis
Animalhoney badger

The Armed Republic of Abyssiniaville is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by George Washington with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.037 billion Abyssiniavillagers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jefferson. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The thriving Abyssiniavillean economy, worth 344 trillion luis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 113,537 luis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,838 per year while the poor average 22,469, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and diminutive Abyssiniavillean generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Abyssiniaville's national animal is the honey badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abyssiniaville is ranked 129,134th in the world and 108th in The Western Isles for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 591.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,639thFattest Citizens: 3,300thLargest Retail Industry: 3,346thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,497thLargest Mining Sector: 3,543rdMost Armed: 4,396thMost Devout: 4,736thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,747thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,545thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,763rdMost Avoided: 6,977thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,139thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,086thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,452ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,714thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,195thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,881st
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abyssiniaville's influence in The Western Isles fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Abyssiniaville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Abyssiniaville's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, diminutive Abyssiniavillean generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Abyssiniaville resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Abyssiniaville voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".

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